A brief introduction from your moderator here, welcoming all comers to participate in the crackaddled insanity that is our very own Lunatic Parade. Kick off your shoes, settle down, warm your feet by the fire and swap your stories over a nice frothy mug of Larpa's finest; the more rumourlicious the better.... Here at the 4th Avenue Tavern we don't judge, we don't flinch, and we laugh in the face of squick (ahahahahaha!); we're all merely here for a common purpose: to hear tales that explore the uncharted territories of Lunar (and certain other "uncharted territories" as well).

I suppose it's only fair that as your host for this evening, I start us off: as a matter of fact I have several tales for you, of considerable length, as told by myself and the most capable bard raimei. Venture over to that bookshelf back there and pull out a volume....